my default emotion is rage

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Tromple: (verb) the act of George R.R. Martin smashing your hopes and dreams, not giving any fucks, and going to eat second breakfast. And then elevensies.

example: “The problem with watching Game of Thrones or reading A Song of Ice and Fire is the Gurm will tear out your heart and tromple it.”

(spoilery example usage behind cut)

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slowly building up a gif collection so I can spam tumblr with my feels

by slowly I mean “I have two.”

I acquired them over the past month. 

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Someday I will check my bank account without feeling like this. Someday.

Source: disjointed-ramblings

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one of my housemates is studying in the sunroom right next to my room and now I can’t play music and study because it will bother him 

  • mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
  • me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
  • mom: you realize this makes you a nerd
  • me:
  • mom:
  • me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
  • me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
  • me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
  • mom:
  • me:
  • mom: this isn't normal
Source: cutegayboysex

I love you, Gaelic Storm.

Also this may or may not be featured in my Irish Lit paper.

Hah.

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I refuse to see the actual movie because every other ending is a disappointment.

gingerhaze:

Spoilers, hastily drawn pictures, and I still have no idea how to draw people kissing.

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Source: gingerhaze

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nope, still haven’t started my 8 page paper. 

"I’d like to think that they’re actually best friends and they go on tandem bike rides and picnics together every sunday."

- YouTube comment regarding Noel Fielding and Russell Brand

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brb writing a novel